- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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