I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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No it doesnt..

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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