- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??