Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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