- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's stupid a light bulb.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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