One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Click here to end the world.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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