Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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