why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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