- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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