- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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