- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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