The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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