Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

someone called someone else a frog

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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