- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

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