- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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