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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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