Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Joesph Triphook.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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