Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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