- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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