Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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