a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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