What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

your face is kinda funny

think twice or at least think

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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