A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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I walk into a bar...

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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A storm be brewin!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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White men's rights

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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