- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women can vote? WTF

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Kameron Brown is gay.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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