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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Read a Book.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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