What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

hello

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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