Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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roy g biv

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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