your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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