What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Rush Limbaugh

Hi, my name is Jake.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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