What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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