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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's There

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee