once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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