What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How come grilled cheese?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

AIDS

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

hextech crafting too opieop

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

haha Otarts was here

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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