Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what is orange? an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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