- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

This sentance contains three errers

Blacks

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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