- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Call of Duty is a good game.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.