- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Stop procrastinating.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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