- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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