- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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