Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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