- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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