Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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