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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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