- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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