- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what are three short words? i a am

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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