- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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