Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Agent 47.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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