rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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