the sky is green no it is not

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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