- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's blue? The sky.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes